transient

muppethole:

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

love this. you get bored so you just start eating some guy

queenmoriarty:

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

piromantic:

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

coolxatu:

sleepyurl:

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

concentrated-mug-of-me:

concentrated-mug-of-me:

rhinco:

you know what dad? maybe i don’t wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it’s a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i’ve been feeling stressed recently because of it

hold on lemme google something

ok yeah this is funny

chillpotato:

Sylvia Plath

propertyofmarvel:

the-falling-graysons:

r4cs0:

khaleesiofthegreatdairystate:

poptarttroublebiscuit:

motivatedslacker:

mountainmavensandmuses:

nowscience:

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

How dare you hide this in the tags

headspace-hotel:

I am glad that bee hummingbirds hatch nests of eggs each smaller than a pea. I am glad that there are oceans two miles deep where fishes unknown to science glow like fireflies.

I am glad that the crumbs taken from my bedroom are returned to tiny cities built by ants, and that the thunder of the storms rolling in from the north trembles in my chest when it is still a ways off. Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.

ouroboroscully:

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

blairwitchapologist:

blairwitchapologist:

people who are like “i’m hot and mean” and that’s their personality. i love that for you but please stay away from me

THIS is the vibe i’m looking for bestie!!!!!!!!!

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Me infodumping about my hyperfixations to people who know nothing about them